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editor's note:
Palmdale Skatepark

* Outdoor: 'Crete
* Free [???]
* Trannie / Street
* Rating: The "crack baby" of skateparks

Palmdale skatepark sucks!

I don't feel like wasting a lot of time writing about this pussbag. I will say that this whole park is like a demo of what NOT to do in skatepark construction and operation. For instance, it's closed/locked on Tuesdays and Thursday... why? F**kin' retarded, that's why. Yes, waiver situation in effect... Yes, you have to bring your mommy down to sign for you. Yes, this park is one of the worst in CA.

We wouldn't skate here, but if you really need to, here are the directions...

Directions: From Los Angeles, take Interstate 5 north to Highway 14 north. Exit onto Avenue P and head east to 30th Street. The park is on the southeast corner in Marie Kerr Park.

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^ It's not too small, and it looks
like it might flow okay, but Palmdale
suffers from fascist regulations and wack
construction.





^ Not only is this
shitty park closed
on Tues/Thurs, but
it doesn't open 'til
3 on the other weekdays.
You can't steal a
concrete park... lose
the fence!



^ Look at the shadow
on that coping!
That's the worst
job I've ever seen...



^ See that section of
sunshine in the middle
of this shot? See what
a lumpy piece of shit
this park is? Uh
huh - ugly!



^ Instead of getting
a decent contractor,
Palmdale wasted a lot
of good money on this
prison fence. Stupid,
stupid, stupid!





^ All these flaws and buried
coping, too!





^ Even the rails
suck...



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