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editor's note:
Newport Skatepark

* Outside: Asphalt / Concrete
* Free
* Trannie / Street
* Rating: Crack heads

The park in Newport sucks... just like all the other McParks in New England.

I won't waste a lot of time with this one - and you shouldn't either. For Christ's sake, Skater Island is just a few miles away - why skate this ashtray?

Want to see what a REAL skatepark looks like? Check out Montrose in CO. No comparison! This place is better than nothing, but just barely.


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^ Modular pre-fab McCrap
at Newport RI.

^ There's your rails

^ This is actually the middle
of summer in RI - hot as hell,
but rainy.

^ The miniramp is rideable,
but it's about as creative
as a TV dinner. Those hummungous
cracks don't help anything...

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